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"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Babies.

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Babies

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

"So much for eternal rest."

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'