Cat Person In Your Family Pillows

"Lately, the demands of our cat have begun to spiral wildly out of control."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Cat Romance

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Evolution of the Cat.

Valentines Day Cats

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

How cats see their home

'Now I really am sick.'

How to scare cats.

Cat Chores

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

The cat toy for which you paid $15.

'She's a lap cat.'

'It's strange, it's like he's keeping track of something.'

'Save my place.'

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

My Fluffy Rock in the Storm.

'Bath-time used to be a nightmare, but then I discovered bubble bath: Now he loves it!'

"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."

"Mum can get grouchy if she doesn't get her 16 hours of sleep a day."

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

Cat Advent Calendar: "Every day until Christmas you break a new ornament."

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."