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"He's an indoor cat."

"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

Manhattan Cat atop the Chrysler Building

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Behold the secret to happiness."

New, Improved Cat

"About your cat, Mr. Schrödinger - I have good news and bad news."

Black cat avoids walking under a ladder to avoid bad luck.

Have you seen this laser dot?

"It's taking more and more destruction just to feel anything."

"Today, stocks dropped on news the new federal reserve chief, Janet Yellen, is a 'rookie'."

After years of abuse, mittens exacts his revenge...

And that's why I'm still single!

'Chat room or cat room?'

Cat symphony conductor

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

"Sorry kids. This line is going to be held up for awhile."

Old ladies stack their walkers to rescue cat in tree.

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

Santa's Early Years of Research and Development...

'It must be nice to be bilingual.'

'Trust me - the jury like you.'

'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'

'I want a second opinion.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. I am a cat.'

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Why cats shouldn't drive in the rain.

'It's a new flavor, Henry, he want's you to try it first.'

"I get it!"

Solar-Powered Catnap

'Does anyone else have anything they'd like to bring up?...'

'I use catnip, too, but only for medical purposes.'

'Yeah, yeah, I know what chocolate does to dogs. Just tell me how to spell, 'From your secret admirer'.'