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"By the way, Doctor - would the shots you just gave Princess make any difference if she were pregnant?"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Telescope Stand.

"When I was your age, I had to trudge 20 feet through thick shag carpet to a scratching post!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Now I really hate poetry."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Cat Nip.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"And where have you previously moused?"