Cat Lover's Surprise Gifts

"Hope you understand, Ed. Times are tough and the cake with the dancing woman inside was REALLY expensive."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

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Schrödinger and his cat

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

I'm sure it's fake.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Meowlzebub

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"Space is not for pussies!"

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'How's your new fish?'

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"Schrödinger's other cat"

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

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