Cat Lover's Surprise Gifts

"Hope you understand, Ed. Times are tough and the cake with the dancing woman inside was REALLY expensive."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Schrodinger's Black Box

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Schrödinger and his cat

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Meowlzebub

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"He would rather die than salivate!"

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'How's your new fish?'

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"Let's see, who had the canary?"

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

"Any word back from the TED conference?"