Cat Couture Collector Mugs

Puss in Heels

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

I think the cat wants to go out.

You just keep giving.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Evolution of the Cat.

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"How many is too many?"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Spoiled Cat.

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"What they hell are we looking at."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"I can give you some pills for her dry skin problem, but you'll just have to be patient and hope she grows out of this abstract impressionism phase."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'