Cat Castle Keeper Pillows

Letting the Cat Out

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Cat Lover's Leap.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Vodka

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

'138 Days without an accident!'

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"And this will protect him from distemper."

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

Don't forget to feed the python...

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

Old cat with its own stair lift

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

The cat got his owner's tongue, and is letting him know why.

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

She's such an overachiever.

'I'll take it!'

Vet.

'You'll have to put away your man cave, dear, the Fenwicks are coming over for dinner!'