Cat And Dog Mom Or Dad Pillows

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Cats at private view

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Jogging...

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"This does not make us friends."

'Tired of fetching?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"He ran out of pee."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"He wants a second opinion."

"Beats me. They put up the sign and went to their panic room."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

"That's our copy cat."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

'The butler did it.'

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."