Cat And Dog Mom Or Dad Mugs

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Cats at private view

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Jogging...

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"This does not make us friends."

'Tired of fetching?'

"Beats me. They put up the sign and went to their panic room."

"He wants a second opinion."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"He ran out of pee."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"That's our copy cat."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'The butler did it.'

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.