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'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Hey, I know how to stop famine and poverty! Let's have lunch and after that, we go on making money!'

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

Ladies in Lycra

Prayers For Agnostics

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

Simmons, I know Fridays are casual days, but...

"Don't be shy. W'=e're real casual around here."

'I'll be in a little late getting to the office because it was a huge weekend in sports.'

My decision is final. No ifs, ands or butts. / Plans for Casual Day suffer a setback.

'Frank keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took 8 months to do it in.'

'This is fine now, but what will we do on casual Friday?'

"You're not taking this policy meeting seriously enough..."

'I'll say one thing, Wilson - you certainly know how to dress down,'

"I'm semi-retired. That means I limit my information intake to texting Tuesdays and phone Fridays."

Paperboy wanted! Short round.

"Oh, no, you didn't catch me at a bad time. I was just sitting around taking some letters."

Nuclear physicist (and other odd jobs).

Jack's Cards - When you only care enough to make a gesture.

"I AM committed to church. I go sometimes, once in a while, and every now and then."