Casual Work Pace Devotees Prints

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Hey, I know how to stop famine and poverty! Let's have lunch and after that, we go on making money!'

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

Ladies in Lycra

I used to run every day. But lately its just been a rack for my clothes.

Prayers For Agnostics

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

Simmons, I know Fridays are casual days, but...

"Don't be shy. W'=e're real casual around here."

'I'll be in a little late getting to the office because it was a huge weekend in sports.'

My decision is final. No ifs, ands or butts. / Plans for Casual Day suffer a setback.

'Frank keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took 8 months to do it in.'

'This is fine now, but what will we do on casual Friday?'

'Oh, brother. We're right behind the Women's 85-and-Older-With_walkers League.'

"You're not taking this policy meeting seriously enough..."

'I'll say one thing, Wilson - you certainly know how to dress down,'

"I'm semi-retired. That means I limit my information intake to texting Tuesdays and phone Fridays."

Paperboy wanted! Short round.

"Oh, no, you didn't catch me at a bad time. I was just sitting around taking some letters."

He's gone too far this time. Rudy? He said he's decided to become a person of faith. He said it's the hip thing to be. But he's not totally clear on the concept. I'm not available on Sundays. Oh, come on now.

Nuclear physicist (and other odd jobs).

Jack's Cards - When you only care enough to make a gesture.

"I AM committed to church. I go sometimes, once in a while, and every now and then."