Casual Office Hero Pillows

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

In - Out - Pending.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

The Boss.

"I'm going in."

'I'm a wife, a daughter, a working mother...and you're asking me if I can MULTI-TASK???'

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

Business Vacation.

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

With the company's CEO headed his way, Don frantically tries to remove any bits of food from his teeth.

'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'