Casual Network Critic Pillows

'This says anger spreads faster than positive emotions on the Internet.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

Infinity Tavern

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Let there be cool.'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Please Leave by 9

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

"I've got a very responsible job. If anything goes wrong, I'm responsible."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"I'm not gonna take my grievances to the street anymore, but I sure will take them to Facebook!"

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Man with t-shirt 'I *spade* my dog'.

This week we've explored what might happen if there were a military draft. Hear what I say: How many soldiers died today? Now back to our regular programming. My iPad's shiny. My oil stocks are soaring.

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."