Casual Meetups Mugs

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Valentine man in underpants.

'What kind of...'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

Pub Quiz

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

Tunnel of like

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'Glad you could make it, G,B - pull up a bean bag chair,'