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"This place has the best happy hour."

Speed Dating for Turtles

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

Valentine man in underpants.

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'What kind of...'

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

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