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"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Speed Dating for Turtles

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Fresh pepper?"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

'What kind of...'

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Valentine man in underpants.

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

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