Casual Medic Prints

'I don't care what kind of tablets, just take any two tablets and call me in the morning!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

A trevor of trainspotters

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Current location

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Junior Doctor.

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

Just a little heads up!

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'It must be the plague!'

'Now then, let's see what seems to be obstructing the cash-flow.'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'Reflexes normal.'

Use it or lose it.

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.

"This is doing nothing for my abs."