Junior Medic Prints

'You be the doctor this time and I'll file a malpractice suit.'

Junior Doctor.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Keyworker

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

The importance of paying attention in med school.

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Cuba applauds its doctors

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'