Casual Golfing Investor Gifts

'Thanks, but I know all about the Dogs of the Dow. My problem is I end up with them, instead of starting.'

Ice fisher.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

Zeus's Caddy

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Husband and wife

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Hole in forty-seven.

Golf cart in the hospital.

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'Notice to all employees...there is altogether too much goofing off on company time.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

Golfing Eskimo: 'Now cut that out!'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Let's not mention this to the fellas at the office, okay, Hal?'

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

'Where's your other glove?'

Luckily I hit the pin!

A Flag in One

Tsunami Selfie