Casual Golfing Investor Prints

'Thanks, but I know all about the Dogs of the Dow. My problem is I end up with them, instead of starting.'

Ice fisher.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

Zeus's Caddy

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Husband and wife

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Hole in forty-seven.

Golf cart in the hospital.

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Notice to all employees...there is altogether too much goofing off on company time.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

Golfing Eskimo: 'Now cut that out!'

'Where's your other glove?'

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

'Let's not mention this to the fellas at the office, okay, Hal?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

A Flag in One

Luckily I hit the pin!