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'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Soldier, honey, you have some serious dandruff on your shoulders.'

"Congratulations! You have advanced to the next round."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Speed Dating for Turtles

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Call me?"

I only have eyes for you

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Your place or mine?'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barman In Love.

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'I think I've scored.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."