Casual Flirt Prints

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Soldier, honey, you have some serious dandruff on your shoulders.'

"Congratulations! You have advanced to the next round."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

I only have eyes for you

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Call me?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

You are my sunshine!

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barman In Love.

'I think I've scored.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."