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"My dishwasher isn't working. He got fired yesterday."

Person with an appointment to see the Ichthyologist see a 'Gone Fishing' sign on door.

"How should we divide the teams?"

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Only caught one, eh."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'Let there be cool.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"There must be some way of getting yourself fired."

"I just love these casual fridays."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

'This must be the 'worse' part of 'for better or worse'!'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"I swear, I thought it was Friday."

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'