Casual Fisher Prints

"My dishwasher isn't working. He got fired yesterday."

Person with an appointment to see the Ichthyologist see a 'Gone Fishing' sign on door.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

"Only caught one, eh."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Let there be cool.'

"I just love these casual fridays."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"There must be some way of getting yourself fired."

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'This must be the 'worse' part of 'for better or worse'!'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"I swear, I thought it was Friday."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'