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"Wow, I can't believe it's already time for you guys to pick up on social cues that we'd like you to leave."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Party time.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.