Casual Dinner Party T-Shirts

"Wow, I can't believe it's already time for you guys to pick up on social cues that we'd like you to leave."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Fresh pepper?"

Party time.

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Joel! Killer crust!"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'