Casual Bodybuilder T-Shirts

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

The rock caricature

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gym Dog

Keep Fit.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."