Castle Historian Prints

"They're here to see to the drains..."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"What the hell took so long?"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

New Resident of Downing Street

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Clearing the castle's moat.

Oog is backing up all our files.