Castle Cafe Fans Pillows

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Do you have any catsup?'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'I think they're up to something.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

'The knights are drawing closer'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Knight walking a dog.

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Fairytale prince and princess

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"It's the battering classes"

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

"And to think he started in accounting."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'