Castle Cafe Fans Mugs

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Do you have any catsup?'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Early model of baggage claim"

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I think they're up to something.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Fairytale prince and princess

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Knight walking a dog.

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"It's the battering classes"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"And to think he started in accounting."

Beware of the Dragon