Casting Crusader Mugs

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Nervous Student

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

HornyWood

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

Ludwig van Beethoven

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

No.1 best-selling book on college campuses - 'How to say 'send money' in 101 languages'.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"We are getting an education, just not the one we paid for."

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"

"This could be our big break, Sam! She wants to file a class-action defamation-of-character lawsuit against any studio that ever made a film-noir movie, on behalf of femme fatales everywhere!"

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

It turns out nobody has anything to say.

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

Did you see Doctor Strange, little buddy? Yes sir!!! I reported to the nearest 3-D theater as mandated by the unspoken Comic Fan Compact of 2008 … wherein we all tacitly agreed that these are not individual movies, they are one big story and to miss even one part of it is sacrilege. I even watch all the Marvel Netflix shows, pursuant to the Daredevil Addendum of 2015, sir!!! So noted.

'It's 'Wolverines Without Borders'. . . They want you to perform classic Fusco material in development countries where people don't have access to the comics.'

Folding Bike.

UCU University Lecturer's Strike