Casting Away With Silicon Valley Vibes T-Shirts

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"There's the remote!"

cinema

Directors Chair and Others.

Bungee jumping with your PC.

"I'm having trouble with the ending."

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

Caricature of a chicken

"Pre-silicon Capitalism to see you."

Andy Griffith Tombstone.

Veronica Lake

Six Characters in search of an outlet.

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

Google to Employees: Don't Be Evil to Us

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

"Gazing at the stars makes me want to search for more intelligent life partners."

Women Are Pissed Off At Uber, But Will They Switch To Lyft?

Boris Karloff

Observatory. Astronomers Wanted. I'd be perfect! At my last job I did a lot of staring off into space.

Everyone is Talking About Blockchain But No One Does Anything About Knowing What It Actually Is

Vivien Leigh

STRIP Hambone: Direct line to IBM

There were disadvantages to the 24 hours communications revolution.

Victim of wireless technology.