Cast In A Play Pillows

"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'They all want to play the star.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Hamlet'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Comedy Cafe

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Joan Hickson

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'