Cashpoint Enthusiast Gifts

"Enjoy, the moment Son, the thrill of cashpoints fades fast"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

The Personal ATM

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"I like to stay on top of things."

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"Your bone."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

When I make it, I like to see it.

All Major Cash Honored.

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

'Always bought low.'

'Don't you ever take a break?'

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

Contemporary Consumerism

Till malfunction

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"Can you come back with that three year study summarised in six or less powerpoint bulletpoints?"

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'In today's stocks... small caps rose on news big company stocks fell...'

Man lost in a maze while his wife waits outside

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

'He's from Goldman Sacks.'

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'