Cashflow Optimizer T-Shirts

Cashflow - "No, don't put the cheque in the post - I'll send someone round to pick it up."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

Bookkeeping Club

"AI tsumoney"

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

"Hurry up with that cork!"

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

'The way I see it, we only have two choices, we either improve the quality of our product or we hire some really great sales people.'

'Get me into that 15% tax bracket I've heard so much about.'

Rudy, we're going to have to cut expenses. We already did that, boss. I don't think you're clear on the concept, minion. It's a way of life. Did you read one book and then never read again? Did you listen to one song and then never listen to another again? Did you kiss someone once and then never again? Cutting expenses isn't something you do just once. A good businessman cuts expenses constantly. Whether he needs to or not. You trim the fat. When you run out of fat, you trim the nerves and the

PANIC!

'Well I think we found the source of your cash flow problems, Mr. Wallis!'