Cashflow Optimizer Pillows

Cashflow - "No, don't put the cheque in the post - I'll send someone round to pick it up."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

"AI tsumoney"

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

"Hurry up with that cork!"

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

'The way I see it, we only have two choices, we either improve the quality of our product or we hire some really great sales people.'

'Get me into that 15% tax bracket I've heard so much about.'

PANIC!

'Well I think we found the source of your cash flow problems, Mr. Wallis!'

Santa's budget reform...