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'I think we better stop following these hundred dollar bills. I'm beginning to think the deer know we are following them.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Sport Utility Boot.

Hither and Yon sign

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Treasure Island Book.

Panama Papers Scandal

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Dark money donor

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Race to the presidency.

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

The Times-News. Study: Newspaper Readership Down. For full story, please visit our web site.

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

Walmart vs. Target.

ATM saying 'Game Over.'

"An appealing, fresh-faced moderate? BORING!"

'Don't think of it as just another supermarket, think of it as a retail theme park.'

"And now... we nap."

'I think we should stop following these $100 bills. I'm beginning to think the deer know we're here, and they're setting us up.'

'This running for political office...won't this alienate my base?'