Cash Register Lover Gifts

Music to their ears.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.

All Major Cash Honored.

'Don't you ever take a break?'

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

"New from accounting, sir. Two and two is four again."

A Train Conductor.

"Of course the job has benefits - you benefit by getting a paycheck every week!"

SAGE (unknown model)

Till malfunction

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'How much is two plus two?' - 'How much do you want it to be?'

"We audit at dawn."

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

'I'd like to investigate your tax return.'

"...Thompson...there should be a Nobel Prize for accountancy."

'Smoke signal say: 'Hi I'm on train'.'

Razor Salesman