Case-less Crusader T-Shirts

"Taking crazy risks gives me such a rush. Like check out my phone. No case!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Super pets.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

DIY Butchers

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

The Family Joules: Part 15

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

Game Addiction

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Large Print Librarian.

"When is it my turn?"

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"