Case-less Crusader T-Shirts

"Taking crazy risks gives me such a rush. Like check out my phone. No case!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

DIY Butchers

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Game Addiction

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

"When is it my turn?"

Large Print Librarian.

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"