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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Alien David statue

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'But what is the universe for?'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

God Sneezes Out Creation

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Clown God

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

The Adventures of God

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Origins of Everything

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"Shall we put it in play?"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Mars Rover

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"You are here"

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).