Cartoony Cosmologist Mugs

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Alien David statue

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'But what is the universe for?'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Clown God

The Adventures of God

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Origins of Everything

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

Mars Rover

"You are here"

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."