Cartoon Reader Pillows

'What's the idea of the seat belt?'

Noble Nature Scene.

British savings accounts

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Seagiraffes

'I told you it would be useful.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Giraffe Umbrella

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The Amazing Man-Spider

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"And where have you previously moused?"