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'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I was almost that last year."

Piranhaclaus

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"She wishes to range free!"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Pet Entertainers

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Tongue in the ear...

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Balloon dog training

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'