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Fanta Claws.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Reagacentennial

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

A caveman paints from life

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Piranhaclaus

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."