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'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Raccoon Camp Nights

Experts on Social Distancing

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Love at First Sight

"Cat box"

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

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Selling lemon latt�

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'