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'What do you mean, I look 'long in the tooth'.'

Son, it's time you grew some legs and moved out.

Sitting bull and Custer share the peace nicotine patch

'Tell you what. Let's corner a cat and play 'good dog - bad dog'.'

Campaign donor. Spent it all on the best politicians money can buy

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Love at First Sight

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Cat box"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Selling lemon latt�

Faster, Georges, faster!

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'