Cartoon Comedians Prints

"I hate when this happens."

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Barbeque Casualty.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Collies Without Borders

"Puss in cement boots"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

Plum jam...

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Snowman ice fishing.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."