Cartoon Comedians Mugs

"I hate when this happens."

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Collies Without Borders

"Puss in cement boots"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Barbeque Casualty.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

Snowman ice fishing.

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Plum jam...

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

I Want to be a Drone President

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'