Cartoon Collections Gifts

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

Bicycle Sidecar.

The 'generous' capitalist fat cat.

'According to the tests, you're allergic to reindeer.'

"I think I know just how you feel."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Love at First Sight

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Cat box"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Selling lemon latt�

Faster, Georges, faster!

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.