Cartomancy Enthusiast Gifts

Ace of spades instead of heart in rib cage.

Bright Idea

Thinking outside of the box

"Could you keep still?"

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Caricatures $20"

"She's a natural!"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

An idea box in a shower

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Patents office.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

Peter Lorre caricature

Keyboard player

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

Artisanal Pottery

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Stone-age Patents

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

John Prescott

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'