Cartomancy Enthusiast Gifts

Ace of spades instead of heart in rib cage.

Bright Idea

Thinking outside of the box

"Could you keep still?"

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Caricatures $20"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

"She's a natural!"

An idea box in a shower

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Patents office.

Rita Hayworth caricature

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

Peter Lorre caricature

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

Keyboard player

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

Artisanal Pottery

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Clark Gable.

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

Stone-age Patents

John Prescott