Carry On Fan Pillows

Sid James

Sid James and Tony Hancock.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Caliologist

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

On holiday...

Ancient taxi

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Inflatable car

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'Tickets, please.'

The Bus Stop.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

A bendy-cow.

"I'll have a double entendre."

Cultchah!

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Accident